19 October 2012

TMB To Launch TV Channel

The Tripe Marketing Board today confirmed that it is to launch its own satellite TV channel. Tripe TV will launch before Christmas and will be located between The Cupcake Channel and Naughty Grannies. 

TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said: “We believe there are just not enough cookery programmes on TV. The BBC is doing a great job but we believe there is a market for people who want to watch cookery programmes 24 hours a day 7 days a week."

It is believed Tripe TV will also give extensive coverage to reality TV and science programmes. Highlights of the schedule are likely to be F*** Me It’s Graham Rumsey hosted by the foul mouthed celebrity chef, I’m Famous Put A Wasp In My Mouth and The Only Way Is No Sex, a reality TV programme set in a monastery.

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