8 November 2012

I'm Famous MP Suspended

Veteran MP Sir Denis MacFlurrie has been suspended from the Conservative Party after it was revealed that he will participating in the flagship Tripe TV show I’m Famous Put A Wasp In My Mouth. 

In the programme, celebrities stay in three star self-catering accommodation at an unknown location in the depths of the Forest of Bowland without basic necessities such as a personal assistant or valet and are forced to endure challenges such as doing their own washing and ironing, making their own meals and drinking non-vintage champagne. The nearest Waitrose is over 25 miles away.

Sir Dennis follows in the footsteps of previous contestants such as politicians Edwina Korma, George Arafat and Richard M Nixon, TV personality Sir Johnny Savage.and comics Mike and Bernie Chortle. It is rumoured that Sir Denis, who has been MP for the safe seat of Parbold West since 1948, will receive a fee in excess of £100.

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