11 July 2013

TMB To Carry Out Twitter Cull

The Tripe Marketing Board has announced that it is to carry out a mass cull of accounts it is following as part of a review of its Twitter policy.

Tripe Marketing Board chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said, “When we opened our Twitter account several years ago we didn’t really understand how it worked. We followed thousands of accounts hoping that they would follow us back but sadly the results were disappointing. We were stuck on 7 followers for more than 2 years but now we have got more than 1,000 followers, quite frankly I don’t see why we should follow people who can’t be bothered to follow us back. We will also be unfollowing accounts which contain profanities as most of our followers are over 85 and find it upsetting.”

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