10 September 2014

TMB Appoints Official Comedian

Tripe has taken a step closer to reclaiming the mantle of  Comedy Foodstuff of the Year after the Tripe Marketing Board today appointed its first ever official comedian.

Mr Paul Smith
In announcing the appointment of Merseysider Paul Smith to the honorary position, TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said:  "The search for tripe's first Official Comedian was a long and arduous one, but I am pleased to say that we believe we have found a candidate who can help us stake our claim".

Mr Smith is a resident compere at the Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool.  During his tenure, he has promised to be an ambassador for tripe, and it is expected to feature prominently during his first solo appearance later this month.

Sir Norman also said it was time bananas looked to their laurels.  "Tripe has a history of being funny.  I was mortified when bananas beat us at last year's awards ceremony.  I'm looking to comedians like Paul to put us back on top!"

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