2 May 2015

TMB congratulates William & Kate on birth of baby daughter

Pink tripe
The Tripe Marketing Board has today sent its congratulations to Prince William and Princess Kate on the birth of their daughter.

Speaking from his Lytham home this afternoon, TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said: "We couldn't be more delighted that William and Kate have 'done it again'!" 

Sir Norman said that the timing of the birth would help take people's minds off more difficult issues such as austerity and the election.  "There's nothing like a baby to give you the 'feel-good' factor," he said.

Sir Norman said that the TMB would be sending the traditional gift of 5lb (2.26kg) of the finest Lancashire tripe to mark the occasion and that selected tripe retailers would be selling limited-edition pink tripe from tomorrow.

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