|Sir Norman Wrassle|
Sir Norman, who has held the role since 1997, said it had always been his personal ambition to take tripe forward, stay in office for 20 years and to make 2017 the Year of Tripe.
Speaking at a meeting of the Westhaughton Ladies' Guild earlier today, Sir Norman said he was heartened that the TMB's Compliance Department had been able to exclude over 30 vegan Trotskyites from taking part in the vote. "Although they think they can easily infiltrate established organisations like the TMB, we're getting wise to their tactics - there's always the smell of stale tofu about them," Sir Norman said.
He went on to say he was looking forward to representing the TMB at the World Tripe Day celebrations on 24 October in Madrid. "This is the first time we've been able to celebrate World Tripe Day outside of Lancashire, so I'm very excited at the prospect," he said.