29 October 2012

TMB Launches Twitter Enquiry

Tripe Marketing Board chairman Sir Norman Wrassle has called for a thorough investigation into the mysterious disappearance of its Twitter account. Sir Norman said: “We believe this could be an act of sabotage by a group of fundamentalist vegetarians or an act of retaliation by a Yorkshire company who are currently the subject of an investigation into errors which crept into the poll of Greatest Lancastrians. We are launching an immediate enquiry and would like to apologise to our many followers for any inconvenience caused.”

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