20 August 2013

It's Official. Tripe Is The Ultimate Comedy Food

Research by Professor Richard Hawkins at the University of Wigan has found that tripe is the ultimate comedy food.

Professor Hawkins placed dishes of a selection of foods in front of 100 randomly selected individuals and monitored their response using sophisticated equipment developed by researchers at Kansai University.

The results were as follows:

  1. Tripe
  2. Bananas
  3. Kippers
  4. Haggis
  5. Blancmange
  6. Cheese strings
  7. Prunes
  8. Sprouts
  9. Scotch eggs
  10. Cowheels
Tripe Marketing Board chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said, “This invaluable piece of research confirms what we have known for a long time. Tripe is the Jimmy Carr of the food world.  It Inspires laughter and revulsion in equal measure.

“This bodes well for our chances of success at the British Comedy Foods Awards later this year.”

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