19 August 2013

TMB Offices Burgled Again

The Tripe Marketing Board’s offices have been burgled for the third time in as many weeks. Thieves made off with a large quantity of pens which had only been delivered on Friday.

The pens are highly prized and a much sought after item.

Police have ruled out the possibility that it is the work of a group of militant vegans and believe that the prime suspects are a number of individuals who hold Twitter accounts who have been demanding them for the last few weeks. A list of names has been supplied to the police.

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