16 January 2014

Wigan Needs Own Minister Says TMB

Sir Norman Wrassle
The Tripe Marketing Board will be lobbying the government to appoint a Minister for Wigan, chairman Sir Norman Wrassle announced this morning.

The move comes after suggestions that former Conservative Party deputy chairman Michael Fallon will be the new Minister for Portsmouth, following the decision in November to move Navy shipbuilding to Scotland and the closure of the city's BAE Systems yard causing huge job losses.

Sir Norman said: "A Minister for Wigan offers the chance to revitalise the tripe industry in 2014.  Governments of all political persuasions have sat idly by while tripe sales have continued to decline.  This move could potentially turn that round and create dozens of jobs in the tripe industry."

Unseasonably wet weather has again hit UK tripe sales, according to provisional figures released by the EU Office of Tripe Consumption last week.

"Although my role at the TMB takes up much of my time, I would be personally prepared to make the sacrifice if the job was offered to me," Sir Norman said.

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