The Tripe Marketing Board has ordered an immediate review of its security systems, following recent online cyber attacks on the Talk Talk network.
TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle said he had personally ordered a review of
security at the TMB's Preston headquarters. "We can't be too careful.
We know that militant vegans have tried to hack into our Twitter account
before now," he said.
Speaking earlier today, Sir Norman moved to assure tripe lovers that their personal details were safe and secure. "Tripe Club membership has only just reached double figures, so we don't need anything fancy like a database. All the records are locked away in a filing cabinet at the end of the day," he said.